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Tom Hardy: “Nolan is Trying to Kill Me!”

Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Entertainment

Tom Hardy: “Nolan is Trying to Kill Me!”

Batman villain, Tom Hardy says Director Chris Nolan is trying to murder him to promote the The Dark Knight Rises.

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Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Advertisement

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Report: Vegan Diet May Lead to Homosexuality in Men

Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Misc.

Report: Vegan Diet May Lead to Homosexuality in Men

By: Jesse A positive correlation between a strict vegan diet and homosexuality among men has been found according to research done by The Center for Delicious Foods and Things. “Our research shows that vegan males between the age of 14-55 are twice as likely to become faggots.” Dr. Yum-Foode told reporters. “Red meat is apart [...]

President Obama Legalizes Dog Meat

Posted on 01. May, 2012 by in Politics

President Obama Legalizes Dog Meat

President Obama announced early Tuesday a new bill that would legalize dog meat.

Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg Talk Tupac Hologram

Posted on 01. May, 2012 by in Entertainment

Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg Talk Tupac Hologram

By: Nick Wong (PNN Contributor) It has been over a week since the infamous Tupac hologram performance with Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg at Coachella. Pseudo News was able to sit down with hip hop mogul, Dr. Dre, for his thoughts on the much talked about performance. “I thought it was great for music, not [...]

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Posted on 01. May, 2012 by in Advertisement

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Kobe Bryant Reveals the Secret to Success

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Sports

Kobe Bryant Reveals the Secret to Success

According to Kobe Bryant the keys to success may actually be a result of how many women you sleep with.

How Old People are Ruining America (Guest Column)

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Columns

How Old People are Ruining America (Guest Column)

By: Nick Wong (PNN Contributor) I am a firm believer in ageism in America, but I do not look at this discrimination the same way as the main portion of the population. I believe that old people get away with many things that the younger generations do not and they get away with it because [...]

Creativity Found Dead in Apartment

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Crime, Entertainment

Creativity Found Dead in Apartment

By: Jesse Luu Local authorities confirmed early Wednesday that an unidentified body found in an apartment complex was indeed Creativity. Police say the victim was shot to the death and continue to investigate the crime scene as a murder. The body was found Wednesday morning at around 3:15 am after neighbors heard banging down the [...]

David Blaine’s New ABC Special “The Crucifixion of David”

Posted on 03. Feb, 2012 by in Entertainment

David Blaine’s New ABC Special “The Crucifixion of David”

David Blaine announces his farewell television special “The Crucifixion of David”