Friday, 13th December 2019

President Obama Legalizes Dog Meat

Posted on 01. May, 2012 by in Politics

President Obama Legalizes Dog Meat

President Obama announced early Tuesday a new bill that would legalize dog meat.

Advertisement: Popeyes Black History Month Special

Posted on 03. Feb, 2012 by in Advertisement

Advertisement: Popeyes Black History Month Special

In honor of Black History Month and to make up for slavery, Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits is offering free 2 piece meals for all African Americans with valid ID. Hurry on in to your local Popeyes Chicken because the lines will no doubt be longer than the unemployment line! Valid only through February 1st to [...]

President Obama Announces New Holiday

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment, Politics

President Obama Announces New Holiday

By: Jesse Luu In light of the news that Beyonce is expecting to give birth to her first child in February, President Obama announced that there would be a new holiday during the same month to celebrate Hip Hop Royalty. “Let’s be clear.” Obama began his speech. “After much thought and consideration, the United States [...]

The Onion Named Worst Vegetable Ever Made

Posted on 14. Sep, 2011 by in Misc.

The Onion Named Worst Vegetable Ever Made

During a press conference in Washington, President Obama announced that the onion is officially the worst vegetable ever created. “Let’s be clear. Quite frankly, the onion is the worst tasting vegetable there is. They make your breath smell bad, they make you cry, and honestly, they aren’t very funny.  There is a fundamental flaw by [...]

Activision Announces 9/11 Call of Duty Game

Posted on 11. Sep, 2011 by in Entertainment

Activision Announces 9/11 Call of Duty Game

Activision announces 9/11 based Call of Duty game during a press release on the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

Obama Promises to Fix NBA Lockout if Re-Elected

Posted on 28. Aug, 2011 by in Politics, Sports

Obama Promises to Fix NBA Lockout if Re-Elected

President Barack Obama announces plan to fix NBA crisis.

Mitt Romney on 2012 Presidential Election – “Change”

Posted on 28. Aug, 2011 by in Politics

Mitt Romney on 2012 Presidential Election – “Change”

Leading GOP candidate Mitt Romney released a new campaign slogan as part of his tour for the upcoming 2012 Presidential election, “Change We Can Believe In.” “For four years, we’ve watched as America continues to crumble. For four years, the American people have decided to let a black man handle America’s debt. Really? A black [...]