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The World Has Literally Forgotten About Dre

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment

The World Has Literally Forgotten About Dre

By: Jesse Luu In a sit down interview with the television show Extra, rapper Eminem sat down with Holly Madison to discuss future projects and plans for 2012. As Eminem began the interview with his mentor Dr. Dre at his side, the producer of the show mistakenly thought Dr. Dre was Eminem’s body guard and [...]

Morgan Spurlock to Begin Filming ‘Supersize Me… Again’

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment

Morgan Spurlock to Begin Filming ‘Supersize Me… Again’

The sequel to the 2004 fast food documentary is set to be released in theaters some time in 2012 according to Morgan Spurlock. Appropriately titled ‘Supersize Me… Again.’ Spurlock plans to base the documentary centered around homophobia in America. “One of our greatest fears today is homosexuals.” The film director told Pseudo News. “I want [...]

New WNBA Rule Requires Less Clothing

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Sports

New WNBA Rule Requires Less Clothing

The WNBA announced a new set of rules that require their players to play in the nude.

President Obama Announces New Holiday

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment, Politics

President Obama Announces New Holiday

By: Jesse Luu In light of the news that Beyonce is expecting to give birth to her first child in February, President Obama announced that there would be a new holiday during the same month to celebrate Hip Hop Royalty. “Let’s be clear.” Obama began his speech. “After much thought and consideration, the United States [...]

Casey Anthony Pregnant; Police Continue Search

Posted on 09. Nov, 2011 by in Crime

Casey Anthony Pregnant; Police Continue Search

Casey Anthony, who was recently acquitted of murdering her 3-year old daughter is pregnant again.

Will Smith: Siri Killed Steve Jobs

Posted on 09. Nov, 2011 by in Crime, Entertainment

Will Smith: Siri Killed Steve Jobs

Weeks after dismissing the notion that he was the world’s savior; Will Smith appears to be back at it. This time however, the delusions of Scientology are apparent. “I’m not crazy.” Will Smith said. “Steve Jobs did not die from cancer, he was murdered. Murdered by his greatest creation, Siri. I know it. I saw [...]

Phoenix Jones Has a New Foe

Posted on 09. Nov, 2011 by in Crime, Misc.

Phoenix Jones Has a New Foe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHKg2bRnzfI Seattle based Superhero, Phoenix Jones may have just met his match. A new criminal mastermind that goes by the name “Pegasus Bob” has been roaming the streets of Seattle, threatening anyone who comes his way on the streets of Seattle. Phoenix Jones, whose real name is Benjamin Fedor, was recently arrested for impersonation of [...]

President Obama Announces New Solution to National Debt

Posted on 26. Oct, 2011 by in Politics

President Obama Announces New Solution to National Debt

President Obama announces new solution for financial crisis.

Advertisement: Domino’s Pizza; Give Us a Chance

Posted on 26. Oct, 2011 by in Advertisement

Advertisement: Domino’s Pizza; Give Us a Chance

Domino’s Pizza. Our crust taste like cardboard, our sauces lack flavor, our ingredients taste artificial, and we’re just not very good. But boy do we work hard. We’re listening to your complaints, and we’re working day in and day out to try harder to make better pizza. Our ingredients are still frozen, our dough is [...]

Minnesota Vikings Trade Donovan McNabb

Posted on 26. Oct, 2011 by in Sports

Minnesota Vikings Trade Donovan McNabb

The Minnesota Vikings have traded Donovan McNabb for 2010 Lingerie Bowl Rookie of the Year, Ashley Salerno. The former Pro Bowl Quarterback’s days in the NFL appear to be over as the Pseudo News Network learned that McNabb had been sent down to the Lingerie Football League. McNabb will now play for the LA Temptation [...]