Wednesday, 16th October 2019

Tom Hardy: “Nolan is Trying to Kill Me!”

Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Entertainment

Tom Hardy: “Nolan is Trying to Kill Me!”

Batman villain, Tom Hardy says Director Chris Nolan is trying to murder him to promote the The Dark Knight Rises.

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Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Advertisement

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Report: Vegan Diet May Lead to Homosexuality in Men

Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Misc.

Report: Vegan Diet May Lead to Homosexuality in Men

By: Jesse A positive correlation between a strict vegan diet and homosexuality among men has been found according to research done by The Center for Delicious Foods and Things. “Our research shows that vegan males between the age of 14-55 are twice as likely to become faggots.” Dr. Yum-Foode told reporters. “Red meat is apart [...]

Kobe Bryant Reveals the Secret to Success

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Sports

Kobe Bryant Reveals the Secret to Success

According to Kobe Bryant the keys to success may actually be a result of how many women you sleep with.

How Old People are Ruining America (Guest Column)

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Columns

How Old People are Ruining America (Guest Column)

By: Nick Wong (PNN Contributor) I am a firm believer in ageism in America, but I do not look at this discrimination the same way as the main portion of the population. I believe that old people get away with many things that the younger generations do not and they get away with it because [...]

Creativity Found Dead in Apartment

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Crime, Entertainment

Creativity Found Dead in Apartment

By: Jesse Luu Local authorities confirmed early Wednesday that an unidentified body found in an apartment complex was indeed Creativity. Police say the victim was shot to the death and continue to investigate the crime scene as a murder. The body was found Wednesday morning at around 3:15 am after neighbors heard banging down the [...]

David Blaine’s New ABC Special “The Crucifixion of David”

Posted on 03. Feb, 2012 by in Entertainment

David Blaine’s New ABC Special “The Crucifixion of David”

David Blaine announces his farewell television special “The Crucifixion of David”

Arnold Schwarzneggar to Return in Terminator 5

Posted on 03. Feb, 2012 by in Entertainment

Arnold Schwarzneggar to Return in Terminator 5

By: Jesse Luu He is back. The former politician turned actor, Arnold Schwarzenggar has signed on to return to his most prominent role of his career. The Terminator. The fifth and final installment of the Terminator Saga is rumored to be titled “Terminator 5: John Connor Rises” and stars Christian Bale as John Connor playing [...]

The World Has Literally Forgotten About Dre

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment

The World Has Literally Forgotten About Dre

By: Jesse Luu In a sit down interview with the television show Extra, rapper Eminem sat down with Holly Madison to discuss future projects and plans for 2012. As Eminem began the interview with his mentor Dr. Dre at his side, the producer of the show mistakenly thought Dr. Dre was Eminem’s body guard and [...]

Morgan Spurlock to Begin Filming ‘Supersize Me… Again’

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment

Morgan Spurlock to Begin Filming ‘Supersize Me… Again’

The sequel to the 2004 fast food documentary is set to be released in theaters some time in 2012 according to Morgan Spurlock. Appropriately titled ‘Supersize Me… Again.’ Spurlock plans to base the documentary centered around homophobia in America. “One of our greatest fears today is homosexuals.” The film director told Pseudo News. “I want [...]