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The World Has Literally Forgotten About Dre

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment

The World Has Literally Forgotten About Dre

By: Jesse Luu In a sit down interview with the television show Extra, rapper Eminem sat down with Holly Madison to discuss future projects and plans for 2012. As Eminem began the interview with his mentor Dr. Dre at his side, the producer of the show mistakenly thought Dr. Dre was Eminem’s body guard and [...]

Morgan Spurlock to Begin Filming ‘Supersize Me… Again’

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment

Morgan Spurlock to Begin Filming ‘Supersize Me… Again’

The sequel to the 2004 fast food documentary is set to be released in theaters some time in 2012 according to Morgan Spurlock. Appropriately titled ‘Supersize Me… Again.’ Spurlock plans to base the documentary centered around homophobia in America. “One of our greatest fears today is homosexuals.” The film director told Pseudo News. “I want [...]

New WNBA Rule Requires Less Clothing

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Sports

New WNBA Rule Requires Less Clothing

The WNBA announced a new set of rules that require their players to play in the nude.

Advertisement: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Halloween Costume (Clearance)

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Advertisement, Sports

Advertisement: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Halloween Costume (Clearance)

Do you want to be the world’s greatest boxer of all time for Halloween? Well here’s your chance! Toys R’ Us is having a special clearance sale for Floyd Mayweather Jr. costumes! Only 10.99! Pick yours up early, take a year off, then be Mayweather for Halloween!     Hard work! Dedication!

Advertisement: Manny Pacquiao’s Power Pellets

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Advertisement, Sports

Advertisement: Manny Pacquiao’s Power Pellets

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President Obama Announces New Holiday

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment, Politics

President Obama Announces New Holiday

By: Jesse Luu In light of the news that Beyonce is expecting to give birth to her first child in February, President Obama announced that there would be a new holiday during the same month to celebrate Hip Hop Royalty. “Let’s be clear.” Obama began his speech. “After much thought and consideration, the United States [...]

Andrew Luck Secretly Playing for Alex Smith?

Posted on 16. Nov, 2011 by in Sports

Andrew Luck Secretly Playing for Alex Smith?

An insider source claims Andrew Luck has been playing for the San Francisco 49ers, pretending to be Alex Smith.

New Technology Adds to Realism in Porn Industry

Posted on 16. Nov, 2011 by in Entertainment, Misc.

New Technology Adds to Realism in Porn Industry

By: Jesse Luu Despite being one of the most popular genres in the world, the adult film industry has been on the decline over the past few decades. With more and more consumers illegally downloading porn, the industry may no longer be a viable art form. However, many within the adult film industry are coming [...]

50 Cent Joins Occupy Movement

Posted on 16. Nov, 2011 by in Entertainment, Politics

50 Cent Joins Occupy Movement

By: Jesse Luu Gangster rapper, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, may be toning his gangster rap down as he hinted that he would be focusing his music on political change. 50 Cent recently unleashed his frustrations with corporate greed in a Public Service Announcement posted on his blog: “The world is so fucked up People don’t [...]

Andy Reid Explains Desean Jackson Benching

Posted on 16. Nov, 2011 by in Sports

Andy Reid Explains Desean Jackson Benching

By: Jesse Luu The NFL world was shocked last weekend when the Philadelphia Eagles decided to bench Desean Jackson as punishment for missing a special teams meeting on Saturday. However, reports are now circulating that Desean Jackson was benched last Sunday because Andy Reid was facing Jackson in Fantasy Football. “It was a difficult decision.” [...]