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President Obama Legalizes Dog Meat

Posted on 01. May, 2012 by in Politics

President Obama Legalizes Dog Meat

President Obama announced early Tuesday a new bill that would legalize dog meat.

Advertisement: Popeyes Black History Month Special

Posted on 03. Feb, 2012 by in Advertisement

Advertisement: Popeyes Black History Month Special

In honor of Black History Month and to make up for slavery, Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits is offering free 2 piece meals for all African Americans with valid ID. Hurry on in to your local Popeyes Chicken because the lines will no doubt be longer than the unemployment line! Valid only through February 1st to [...]

The Onion Named Worst Vegetable Ever Made

Posted on 14. Sep, 2011 by in Misc.

The Onion Named Worst Vegetable Ever Made

During a press conference in Washington, President Obama announced that the onion is officially the worst vegetable ever created. “Let’s be clear. Quite frankly, the onion is the worst tasting vegetable there is. They make your breath smell bad, they make you cry, and honestly, they aren’t very funny.  There is a fundamental flaw by [...]

Obama Promises to Fix NBA Lockout if Re-Elected

Posted on 28. Aug, 2011 by in Politics, Sports

Obama Promises to Fix NBA Lockout if Re-Elected

President Barack Obama announces plan to fix NBA crisis.