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Kobe Bryant Reveals the Secret to Success

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Sports

Kobe Bryant Reveals the Secret to Success

According to Kobe Bryant the keys to success may actually be a result of how many women you sleep with.

LeBron James; The Test Tube Baby?

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Sports

LeBron James; The Test Tube Baby?

Numerous reports are circulating that LeBron James was fertilized through in vitro techniques.

New WNBA Rule Requires Less Clothing

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Sports

New WNBA Rule Requires Less Clothing

The WNBA announced a new set of rules that require their players to play in the nude.

Advertisement: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Halloween Costume (Clearance)

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Advertisement, Sports

Advertisement: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Halloween Costume (Clearance)

Do you want to be the world’s greatest boxer of all time for Halloween? Well here’s your chance! Toys R’ Us is having a special clearance sale for Floyd Mayweather Jr. costumes! Only 10.99! Pick yours up early, take a year off, then be Mayweather for Halloween!     Hard work! Dedication!

Advertisement: Manny Pacquiao’s Power Pellets

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Advertisement, Sports

Advertisement: Manny Pacquiao’s Power Pellets

Do you want to be as strong as Manny Pacquiao? Do you want to be as quick as Manny Pacquiao? Do you want to be as accurate as Manny Pacquiao? Introducing the brand new Manny “Pac Man” Pacquiao’s Power Pellets! This new performance enhancing substance will improve your strength, speed and accuracy! Improve your strength [...]

Andrew Luck Secretly Playing for Alex Smith?

Posted on 16. Nov, 2011 by in Sports

Andrew Luck Secretly Playing for Alex Smith?

An insider source claims Andrew Luck has been playing for the San Francisco 49ers, pretending to be Alex Smith.

Andy Reid Explains Desean Jackson Benching

Posted on 16. Nov, 2011 by in Sports

Andy Reid Explains Desean Jackson Benching

By: Jesse Luu The NFL world was shocked last weekend when the Philadelphia Eagles decided to bench Desean Jackson as punishment for missing a special teams meeting on Saturday. However, reports are now circulating that Desean Jackson was benched last Sunday because Andy Reid was facing Jackson in Fantasy Football. “It was a difficult decision.” [...]

Minnesota Vikings Trade Donovan McNabb

Posted on 26. Oct, 2011 by in Sports

Minnesota Vikings Trade Donovan McNabb

The Minnesota Vikings have traded Donovan McNabb for 2010 Lingerie Bowl Rookie of the Year, Ashley Salerno. The former Pro Bowl Quarterback’s days in the NFL appear to be over as the Pseudo News Network learned that McNabb had been sent down to the Lingerie Football League. McNabb will now play for the LA Temptation [...]

Former WWE Superstar, The Undertaker Signs With UFC

Posted on 25. Sep, 2011 by in Sports

Former WWE Superstar, The Undertaker Signs With UFC

Dana White announced this morning that he has signed Former WWE Superstar The Undertaker to a 4 year deal with the UFC. The Undertaker made a surprise appearance at UFC 135, after Jon “Bones” Jones successfully defended his Light Heavyweight Championship Title against Rampage Jackson in a 4th round stoppage due to submission.  As Jones [...]

Creators of Fantasy Football Introduce Fantasy Music

Posted on 01. Sep, 2011 by in Entertainment, Sports

Creators of Fantasy Football Introduce Fantasy Music

Makers of the widely popular Fantasy Football genre, announce plans to create Fantasy Music.