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Report: Vegan Diet May Lead to Homosexuality in Men

Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Misc.

Report: Vegan Diet May Lead to Homosexuality in Men

By: Jesse A positive correlation between a strict vegan diet and homosexuality among men has been found according to research done by The Center for Delicious Foods and Things. “Our research shows that vegan males between the age of 14-55 are twice as likely to become faggots.” Dr. Yum-Foode told reporters. “Red meat is apart [...]

New Technology Adds to Realism in Porn Industry

Posted on 16. Nov, 2011 by in Entertainment, Misc.

New Technology Adds to Realism in Porn Industry

By: Jesse Luu Despite being one of the most popular genres in the world, the adult film industry has been on the decline over the past few decades. With more and more consumers illegally downloading porn, the industry may no longer be a viable art form. However, many within the adult film industry are coming [...]

Phoenix Jones Has a New Foe

Posted on 09. Nov, 2011 by in Crime, Misc.

Phoenix Jones Has a New Foe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHKg2bRnzfI Seattle based Superhero, Phoenix Jones may have just met his match. A new criminal mastermind that goes by the name “Pegasus Bob” has been roaming the streets of Seattle, threatening anyone who comes his way on the streets of Seattle. Phoenix Jones, whose real name is Benjamin Fedor, was recently arrested for impersonation of [...]

Study Shows Committing Suicide is the Cure for Depression

Posted on 01. Oct, 2011 by in Crime, Misc.

Study Shows Committing Suicide is the Cure for Depression

A new study done by the Department of Suicidal Thoughts shows that committing suicide is the best cure for depression. Prescription drugs such as Zoloft, Lexpro and Prozac only temporarily relieve the feeling of depression for many adults and teenagers. According to the Department of Suicidal Thoughts, a permanent cure for depression can be achieved [...]

The Onion Named Worst Vegetable Ever Made

Posted on 14. Sep, 2011 by in Misc.

The Onion Named Worst Vegetable Ever Made

During a press conference in Washington, President Obama announced that the onion is officially the worst vegetable ever created. “Let’s be clear. Quite frankly, the onion is the worst tasting vegetable there is. They make your breath smell bad, they make you cry, and honestly, they aren’t very funny.  There is a fundamental flaw by [...]

icyHell Still the Worst Site of All Time

Posted on 01. Sep, 2011 by in Misc.

icyHell Still the Worst Site of All Time

For the 6th consecutive year, icyHell won the award for Worst Website of the Year. Ever since the “SEN Incident” icyHell has not recovered and many are saying icyHell is worse than ever. “I don’t even go there anymore. Where are all the arcade games?” a former icyHell poster who asked to remain anonymous said. [...]

RayWilliamJohnson Named Funniest Man on the Internet

Posted on 28. Aug, 2011 by in Entertainment, Misc.

RayWilliamJohnson Named Funniest Man on the Internet

During the imaginary Internet Awards, an award show that doesn’t really exist, RayWilliamJohnson won the award for Funniest Man on the Internet. Johnson was given the award for his versatility in presenting famous youtube clips that were already famous before he stole them and put them together in his own video. The presenter and fellow [...]

Procrastination Leads to Grey Hair Among Asian Students

Posted on 23. Aug, 2011 by in Misc.

Procrastination Leads to Grey Hair Among Asian Students

In a report done last January…. Note to self: Finish article later.