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Creativity Found Dead in Apartment

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Crime, Entertainment

Creativity Found Dead in Apartment

By: Jesse Luu Local authorities confirmed early Wednesday that an unidentified body found in an apartment complex was indeed Creativity. Police say the victim was shot to the death and continue to investigate the crime scene as a murder. The body was found Wednesday morning at around 3:15 am after neighbors heard banging down the [...]

Casey Anthony Pregnant; Police Continue Search

Posted on 09. Nov, 2011 by in Crime

Casey Anthony Pregnant; Police Continue Search

Casey Anthony, who was recently acquitted of murdering her 3-year old daughter is pregnant again.

Will Smith: Siri Killed Steve Jobs

Posted on 09. Nov, 2011 by in Crime, Entertainment

Will Smith: Siri Killed Steve Jobs

Weeks after dismissing the notion that he was the world’s savior; Will Smith appears to be back at it. This time however, the delusions of Scientology are apparent. “I’m not crazy.” Will Smith said. “Steve Jobs did not die from cancer, he was murdered. Murdered by his greatest creation, Siri. I know it. I saw [...]

Phoenix Jones Has a New Foe

Posted on 09. Nov, 2011 by in Crime, Misc.

Phoenix Jones Has a New Foe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHKg2bRnzfI Seattle based Superhero, Phoenix Jones may have just met his match. A new criminal mastermind that goes by the name “Pegasus Bob” has been roaming the streets of Seattle, threatening anyone who comes his way on the streets of Seattle. Phoenix Jones, whose real name is Benjamin Fedor, was recently arrested for impersonation of [...]

Study Shows Committing Suicide is the Cure for Depression

Posted on 01. Oct, 2011 by in Crime, Misc.

Study Shows Committing Suicide is the Cure for Depression

A new study done by the Department of Suicidal Thoughts shows that committing suicide is the best cure for depression. Prescription drugs such as Zoloft, Lexpro and Prozac only temporarily relieve the feeling of depression for many adults and teenagers. According to the Department of Suicidal Thoughts, a permanent cure for depression can be achieved [...]

Dumbfoundead Found Dead

Posted on 25. Sep, 2011 by in Crime, Entertainment

Dumbfoundead Found Dead

Korean freestyle battle rapper, Dumbfoundead, real name Jonathan Park, was found dead earlier this morning. Park, who has a stereotypical Korean last name, is believed to have been killed after a freestyle battle went wrong. Many witnesses at scene say a freestyle battle escalated into a fight when Dumbfoundead said “Oh, you mad cause i’m [...]

Chamillionaire Falsely Arrested

Posted on 23. Aug, 2011 by in Crime, Entertainment

Chamillionaire Falsely Arrested

In what appears to be a simple mix up, the former rapper Chamillionaire was arrested in Houston after cops believed he was a Goomba. “It was an honest mistake. We saw Chamillionaire driving down highway 42 and thought he was a Goomba.” Officer Ricky said. “We can’t have Goombas running around the city especially when [...]