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Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Advertisement

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Advertisement: Makers of Power Balance Presents…

Posted on 01. May, 2012 by in Advertisement

Advertisement: Makers of Power Balance Presents…

Power Balance Technologies Inc. is proud to introduce the very newest and latest in innovate technology! Presenting the all new male enhancement ring that is scientifically and medically proven to enhance your sex drive, performance, endurance and size! Power Balance Technologies Inc. presents the Power Shaft Ring! All you simply have to do is wear [...]

Advertisement: Popeyes Black History Month Special

Posted on 03. Feb, 2012 by in Advertisement

Advertisement: Popeyes Black History Month Special

In honor of Black History Month and to make up for slavery, Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits is offering free 2 piece meals for all African Americans with valid ID. Hurry on in to your local Popeyes Chicken because the lines will no doubt be longer than the unemployment line! Valid only through February 1st to [...]

Advertisement: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Halloween Costume (Clearance)

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Advertisement, Sports

Advertisement: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Halloween Costume (Clearance)

Do you want to be the world’s greatest boxer of all time for Halloween? Well here’s your chance! Toys R’ Us is having a special clearance sale for Floyd Mayweather Jr. costumes! Only 10.99! Pick yours up early, take a year off, then be Mayweather for Halloween!     Hard work! Dedication!

Advertisement: Manny Pacquiao’s Power Pellets

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Advertisement, Sports

Advertisement: Manny Pacquiao’s Power Pellets

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Advertisement: Domino’s Pizza; Give Us a Chance

Posted on 26. Oct, 2011 by in Advertisement

Advertisement: Domino’s Pizza; Give Us a Chance

Domino’s Pizza. Our crust taste like cardboard, our sauces lack flavor, our ingredients taste artificial, and we’re just not very good. But boy do we work hard. We’re listening to your complaints, and we’re working day in and day out to try harder to make better pizza. Our ingredients are still frozen, our dough is [...]

Advertisement: Introducing the iPhone 4S

Posted on 16. Oct, 2011 by in Advertisement, Entertainment

Advertisement: Introducing the iPhone 4S

Introducing the iPhone 4S. What’s great about the iPhone…. Is if you want to find your car? There’s an app for that. Find a hotel? There’s an app for that. Design your own room? There’s an app for that. Find all your music in one convenient store? There’s an app for that. Cure for cancer? [...]

Advertisement: The Bathroom Tracker

Posted on 14. Sep, 2011 by in Advertisement

Advertisement: The Bathroom Tracker

If you’ve ever been to the bathroom in a place other than the comfort of your own home, then you’ve more than likely experienced the following scenario: You run into the bathroom because you’ve been holding it in for what seems like hours, you shouldn’t have eaten that Taco Bell, but you’re cheap and hungry. [...]