Saturday, 19th September 2020


Are you a highly dependable, hard working individual that can work well with a team?

Are you interested in reporting the most up to date, accurate, unbiased news that the internet has ever seen?

Are you able to work weekends?

Can you work in a stressful environment meeting deadlines after deadlines?

Do you have a journalism degree?


If so, the Pseudo News Network would NOT like to hire you. GTFO.

The PNN is looking for creative minds that aced all of their English classes in high school and are willing to illegally work for next to nothing. If this doesn’t sound like you, go to craigslist and find a job where a serial killer is likely to kidnap you and chop you up into little pieces.

If this does sound like you, please send your resume to

If the PNN is interested, you will be scheduled for an interview and begin an amazing journey that will change the course of your life.

Pay rate: 25 cents an article