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Tom Hardy: “Nolan is Trying to Kill Me!”

Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Entertainment

Tom Hardy: “Nolan is Trying to Kill Me!”

Batman villain, Tom Hardy says Director Chris Nolan is trying to murder him to promote the The Dark Knight Rises.

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Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Advertisement

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Report: Vegan Diet May Lead to Homosexuality in Men

Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Misc.

Report: Vegan Diet May Lead to Homosexuality in Men

By: Jesse A positive correlation between a strict vegan diet and homosexuality among men has been found according to research done by The Center for Delicious Foods and Things. “Our research shows that vegan males between the age of 14-55 are twice as likely to become faggots.” Dr. Yum-Foode told reporters. “Red meat is apart [...]

Heath Ledger to Make Cameo in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

Posted on 10. Jul, 2012 by in Entertainment

Heath Ledger to Make Cameo in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

Fans of the comic book superhero were excited to learn that Ledger would indeed return for The Dark Knight Rises.

President Obama Legalizes Dog Meat

Posted on 01. May, 2012 by in Politics

President Obama Legalizes Dog Meat

President Obama announced early Tuesday a new bill that would legalize dog meat.

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Posted on 01. May, 2012 by in Advertisement

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Kobe Bryant Reveals the Secret to Success

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Sports

Kobe Bryant Reveals the Secret to Success

According to Kobe Bryant the keys to success may actually be a result of how many women you sleep with.

Creativity Found Dead in Apartment

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Crime, Entertainment

Creativity Found Dead in Apartment

By: Jesse Luu Local authorities confirmed early Wednesday that an unidentified body found in an apartment complex was indeed Creativity. Police say the victim was shot to the death and continue to investigate the crime scene as a murder. The body was found Wednesday morning at around 3:15 am after neighbors heard banging down the [...]

David Blaine’s New ABC Special “The Crucifixion of David”

Posted on 03. Feb, 2012 by in Entertainment

David Blaine’s New ABC Special “The Crucifixion of David”

David Blaine announces his farewell television special “The Crucifixion of David”

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Posted on 03. Feb, 2012 by in Advertisement

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In honor of Black History Month and to make up for slavery, Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits is offering free 2 piece meals for all African Americans with valid ID. Hurry on in to your local Popeyes Chicken because the lines will no doubt be longer than the unemployment line! Valid only through February 1st to [...]