Thursday, 22nd August 2019

Creativity Found Dead in Apartment

Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by in Crime, Entertainment | 538 views

By: Jesse Luu

Sort of Rapper and record label owner, Birdman is the primary suspect in the murder of Creativity. This man is known for kidnapping 16 year olds and kissing them. He is considered armed but not very dangerous.

Local authorities confirmed early Wednesday that an unidentified body found in an apartment complex was indeed Creativity. Police say the victim was shot to the death and continue to investigate the crime scene as a murder.

The body was found Wednesday morning at around 3:15 am after neighbors heard banging down the hall and a confrontation. Witnesses say they heard a familiar voice saying “It’s YMCMB plehboi, open up.” followed by several gunshots.

No arrests have been made but police have created a list on suspects that include: The Onion, Seth Macfarlane, James Cameron, Stephanie Meyer, Lil Wayne and the Young Money Cash Money Billionaires.

The sudden passing of Creativity would explain the showcase of unfunny and overall meaningless display of Superbowl commercials during Superbowl XLVI. As well as a lack of new articles from the Pseudo News Network.

Creativity is survived by his daughter Imagination and wife Inspiration.

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