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President Obama Announces New Holiday

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment, Politics | 417 views

President Obamma Announces "Destiny's Child" Day

By: Jesse Luu

In light of the news that Beyonce is expecting to give birth to her first child in February, President Obama announced that there would be a new holiday during the same month to celebrate Hip Hop Royalty.

“Let’s be clear.” Obama began his speech. “After much thought and consideration, the United States government as agreed to give Beyonce and Jay-Z a holiday. In honor of Black History month and Hip Hop’s most beloved couple, we would like to announce that the day Beyonce gives birth, a new national holiday will take place. That day will be called Destiny’s Child day.”

Among issues of economic depression, overseas wars, international relations and the bidding war for the countries states, Beyonce’s pregnancy was among one of the top issues President Obama plans to tackle in the coming months.

“This day will mark one of the most important days in our nation’s history. I have to give props to my man Jay-Z for bagging the baddest bitch in the game.” Obama said “This will undoubtedly be one of the greatest pregnancies of all time.”

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