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LeBron James; The Test Tube Baby?

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Sports

LeBron James; The Test Tube Baby?

Numerous reports are circulating that LeBron James was fertilized through in vitro techniques.

Adviser of Kim Jong-il Issues Statement

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Politics

Adviser of Kim Jong-il Issues Statement

By: Jesse Luu Ma Tong Shu Pak-Chun, advisor and close personal friend of Kim Jong-il, released a statement late Thursday in response to the death of North Korea’s supreme ruler. “As a nation, we are deeply saddened by the passing of our great leader, Kim Jong-il. He was a charismatic and enigmatic warrior who once [...]

The World Has Literally Forgotten About Dre

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment

The World Has Literally Forgotten About Dre

By: Jesse Luu In a sit down interview with the television show Extra, rapper Eminem sat down with Holly Madison to discuss future projects and plans for 2012. As Eminem began the interview with his mentor Dr. Dre at his side, the producer of the show mistakenly thought Dr. Dre was Eminem’s body guard and [...]

Morgan Spurlock to Begin Filming ‘Supersize Me… Again’

Posted on 22. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment

Morgan Spurlock to Begin Filming ‘Supersize Me… Again’

The sequel to the 2004 fast food documentary is set to be released in theaters some time in 2012 according to Morgan Spurlock. Appropriately titled ‘Supersize Me… Again.’ Spurlock plans to base the documentary centered around homophobia in America. “One of our greatest fears today is homosexuals.” The film director told Pseudo News. “I want [...]

New WNBA Rule Requires Less Clothing

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Sports

New WNBA Rule Requires Less Clothing

The WNBA announced a new set of rules that require their players to play in the nude.

Advertisement: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Halloween Costume (Clearance)

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Advertisement, Sports

Advertisement: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Halloween Costume (Clearance)

Do you want to be the world’s greatest boxer of all time for Halloween? Well here’s your chance! Toys R’ Us is having a special clearance sale for Floyd Mayweather Jr. costumes! Only 10.99! Pick yours up early, take a year off, then be Mayweather for Halloween!     Hard work! Dedication!

Advertisement: Manny Pacquiao’s Power Pellets

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Advertisement, Sports

Advertisement: Manny Pacquiao’s Power Pellets

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President Obama Announces New Holiday

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Entertainment, Politics

President Obama Announces New Holiday

By: Jesse Luu In light of the news that Beyonce is expecting to give birth to her first child in February, President Obama announced that there would be a new holiday during the same month to celebrate Hip Hop Royalty. “Let’s be clear.” Obama began his speech. “After much thought and consideration, the United States [...]

Fuck Geese (Guest Column)

Posted on 01. Dec, 2011 by in Columns

Fuck Geese (Guest Column)

Guest Column by Nick Wong (PNN Contributor) People always ask me, Nick, why do you hate geese so much? The answer is quite simple. Geese are assholes. They have no sympathy, no restraint, and only care for their own selfish needs.  Let me elaborate with a story from my past. As a child growing up [...]