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Will Smith: Siri Killed Steve Jobs

Posted on 09. Nov, 2011 by in Crime, Entertainment | 7,933 views

Did Siri really kill Steve Jobs? Will Smith says so.

Weeks after dismissing the notion that he was the world’s savior; Will Smith appears to be back at it. This time however, the delusions of Scientology are apparent.

“I’m not crazy.” Will Smith said. “Steve Jobs did not die from cancer, he was murdered. Murdered by his greatest creation, Siri. I know it. I saw it in a movie once. It was called I, Robot. We’ve become to reliant on technology and robots. But the robots are going to take over the world! The God damn robots, John!”

Smith, who may still be suffering the aftermath of his deteriorating marriage, refused medical services for his apparent drug addiction.

“I’m not on drugs!” Smith said. “Don’t you see the correlation? The robots took over in I, Robot. Now the iPhone is here and the robots are getting ready to take over in real life. And when they do, don’t expect me to come save y’all…. again. Bills Gates is a fucking criminal and he’s the mastermind behind this. We gotta stop those iRobots. I’m telling you, there is a conspiracy going on. Fat rappers are in danger! They tried to kill Rick Ross a few weeks ago, and they already got Heavy D! Something much bigger is going on here. Joell Ortiz, I’d watch my back if I were you.”

Much like the plot to many of Will Smith’s movies, we will ignore his warning and call him crazy, when in fact, he is the only one who knows what he’s talking about.

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