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Andrew Luck Secretly Playing for Alex Smith?

Posted on 16. Nov, 2011 by in Sports | 904 views

A photo taken during the San Francisco 49ers victory of the New York Giants shows that Andrew Luck has been pretending to be Alex Smith.

The San Francisco 49ers are currently 8-1 and are being led by a quarterback  that many had given up on. In his 7th season, Alex Smith is having a career resurrection as he is among the top quarterbacks in completion percentage and quarterback rating.

However, reports are circulating that the former 1st overall pick has not played one snap this season.

According to our inside sources, Andrew Luck of Stanford has been secretly playing quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers while pretending to be Alex Smith. If true, it would explain the sudden success that “Alex Smith” has been having under first year head coach Jim Harbaugh.

When the 49ers take the field on offense, Alex Smith hides on the sideline while Andrew Luck takes the field wearing Alex Smith’s jersey and helmet. When the defense goes back on the field, Alex Smith is found roaming the sideline and Luck goes into hiding.

“There’s no way Alex is playing this well.” Green Bay Packer Quarterback Aaron Rodgers said of Smith’s performance. “I don’t believe Alex has it in him. I’ve met him a few times and he seems like a little bitch to me.”

Commissioner Goodell was notified of the situation early Wednesday.

“Right now, I can’t comment. I have to look at the facts.” Commissioner Goodell said on Wednesday. “At the moment, this is all speculation. I’m also very busy reviewing footage of last Sunday’s games so that I can send more fines to black players.”

Andrew Luck, who elected to remain at Stanford last season, continues to play quarterback for the Stanford Cardinals every Saturday and travels with the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday to play for Alex Smith according to our insider.

The most compelling evidence that Andrew Luck has been substituting for Alex Smith was a picture taken of “Alex Smith” on Sunday during the 49ers victory over the New York Giants. The picture clearly shows Andrew Luck wearing a 49er helmet and Smith’s jersey while playing against the Giants. Why no player was able to see that Andrew Luck was under center remains a mystery.

Coach Harbaugh refused to talk to the Pseudo News Network as he pushed our reporter to the side and used expletive language. Acting as a bodyguard, Anthony Davis pancaked our reporter before he could confront Coach Harbaugh.

While the 49ers head coach was less than willing to talk on the matter, San Francisco 49er wide out Michael Crabtree was more than open.

“Well, you know. It don’t matter. Alex, Andrew they’re my brothers. You know, it’s Frank doing work. Vernon all day. And you know me. We got that dub, that’s all that matters.” Crabtree said.

Harbaugh has been credited for transforming the former 1st round bust, Alex Smith, into a winning quarterback. However, as we’ve learned earlier today, Alex Smith is still a piece of shit.

Andrew Luck has a quarterback rating of 95.8 and has thrown 11 touchdowns with only 3 interceptions in his first year for the San Francisco 49ers.

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