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President Obama Announces New Solution to National Debt

Posted on 26. Oct, 2011 by in Politics

President Obama Announces New Solution to National Debt

President Obama announces new solution for financial crisis.

Advertisement: Domino’s Pizza; Give Us a Chance

Posted on 26. Oct, 2011 by in Advertisement

Advertisement: Domino’s Pizza; Give Us a Chance

Domino’s Pizza. Our crust taste like cardboard, our sauces lack flavor, our ingredients taste artificial, and we’re just not very good. But boy do we work hard. We’re listening to your complaints, and we’re working day in and day out to try harder to make better pizza. Our ingredients are still frozen, our dough is [...]

Minnesota Vikings Trade Donovan McNabb

Posted on 26. Oct, 2011 by in Sports

Minnesota Vikings Trade Donovan McNabb

The Minnesota Vikings have traded Donovan McNabb for 2010 Lingerie Bowl Rookie of the Year, Ashley Salerno. The former Pro Bowl Quarterback’s days in the NFL appear to be over as the Pseudo News Network learned that McNabb had been sent down to the Lingerie Football League. McNabb will now play for the LA Temptation [...]

Chris Brown Opens Up on Rihanna Incident

Posted on 16. Oct, 2011 by in Entertainment

Chris Brown Opens Up on Rihanna Incident

For the first time ever, R&B singer Chris Brown opens on on the Rihanna incident in an exclusive interview with the PNN.

Advertisement: Introducing the iPhone 4S

Posted on 16. Oct, 2011 by in Advertisement, Entertainment

Advertisement: Introducing the iPhone 4S

Introducing the iPhone 4S. What’s great about the iPhone…. Is if you want to find your car? There’s an app for that. Find a hotel? There’s an app for that. Design your own room? There’s an app for that. Find all your music in one convenient store? There’s an app for that. Cure for cancer? [...]

Rapper Rick Ross Diagnosed With Rare Disease

Posted on 16. Oct, 2011 by in Entertainment

Rapper Rick Ross Diagnosed With Rare Disease

Former Correctional Officer now infamous gangster rapper, Rick Ross suffered two seizures last Friday night while aboard a flight to Memphis. The plane made an emergency landing as paramedics tried desperately to revive him. Rick Ross remained unconscious for several hours until he awoke yelling “UGGNNNH”. Ross is now in stable condition. The rapper’s doctor, [...]

All Eyes on Will Smith as 2012 Approaches

Posted on 01. Oct, 2011 by in Entertainment

All Eyes on Will Smith as 2012 Approaches

As doomsday approaches, one man has been appointed Earth’s savior.

Study Shows Committing Suicide is the Cure for Depression

Posted on 01. Oct, 2011 by in Crime, Misc.

Study Shows Committing Suicide is the Cure for Depression

A new study done by the Department of Suicidal Thoughts shows that committing suicide is the best cure for depression. Prescription drugs such as Zoloft, Lexpro and Prozac only temporarily relieve the feeling of depression for many adults and teenagers. According to the Department of Suicidal Thoughts, a permanent cure for depression can be achieved [...]

Upcoming Movie Sequels: Back to The Future 4, Up 2, & Titanic 2

Posted on 01. Oct, 2011 by in Entertainment

Upcoming Movie Sequels: Back to The Future 4, Up 2, & Titanic 2

According to our Hollywood Insider, production has began for several upcoming sequels. Headlining the list was the much anticipated Back to the Future 4, Up 2 and Titanic 2: Jack in Limbo. On the set of Back to the Future 4, our insider got a glimpse of what to expect for the fourth installment of [...]