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Bill Gates Buys Apple; Renames iPad

Posted on 25. Sep, 2011 by in Entertainment

Bill Gates Buys Apple; Renames iPad

In a shocking surprise, former CEO of Microsoft, Bill Gates has purchased Apple Inc.

Former WWE Superstar, The Undertaker Signs With UFC

Posted on 25. Sep, 2011 by in Sports

Former WWE Superstar, The Undertaker Signs With UFC

Dana White announced this morning that he has signed Former WWE Superstar The Undertaker to a 4 year deal with the UFC. The Undertaker made a surprise appearance at UFC 135, after Jon “Bones” Jones successfully defended his Light Heavyweight Championship Title against Rampage Jackson in a 4th round stoppage due to submission.  As Jones [...]

Dumbfoundead Found Dead

Posted on 25. Sep, 2011 by in Crime, Entertainment

Dumbfoundead Found Dead

Korean freestyle battle rapper, Dumbfoundead, real name Jonathan Park, was found dead earlier this morning. Park, who has a stereotypical Korean last name, is believed to have been killed after a freestyle battle went wrong. Many witnesses at scene say a freestyle battle escalated into a fight when Dumbfoundead said “Oh, you mad cause i’m [...]

Michael Jackson Still Alive? Preparing Come Back Tour

Posted on 14. Sep, 2011 by in Entertainment

Michael Jackson Still Alive? Preparing Come Back Tour

According to an inside source, Michael Jackson may still be alive and planning a comeback tour.

Advertisement: The Bathroom Tracker

Posted on 14. Sep, 2011 by in Advertisement

Advertisement: The Bathroom Tracker

If you’ve ever been to the bathroom in a place other than the comfort of your own home, then you’ve more than likely experienced the following scenario: You run into the bathroom because you’ve been holding it in for what seems like hours, you shouldn’t have eaten that Taco Bell, but you’re cheap and hungry. [...]

The Onion Named Worst Vegetable Ever Made

Posted on 14. Sep, 2011 by in Misc.

The Onion Named Worst Vegetable Ever Made

During a press conference in Washington, President Obama announced that the onion is officially the worst vegetable ever created. “Let’s be clear. Quite frankly, the onion is the worst tasting vegetable there is. They make your breath smell bad, they make you cry, and honestly, they aren’t very funny.  There is a fundamental flaw by [...]

Activision Announces 9/11 Call of Duty Game

Posted on 11. Sep, 2011 by in Entertainment

Activision Announces 9/11 Call of Duty Game

Activision announces 9/11 based Call of Duty game during a press release on the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

Creators of Fantasy Football Introduce Fantasy Music

Posted on 01. Sep, 2011 by in Entertainment, Sports

Creators of Fantasy Football Introduce Fantasy Music

Makers of the widely popular Fantasy Football genre, announce plans to create Fantasy Music.

Chris Bosh to Join WNBA? LeBron Next?

Posted on 01. Sep, 2011 by in Sports

Chris Bosh to Join WNBA? LeBron Next?

A move that should surprise no one, Chris Bosh announced earlier today that he plans to join the WNBA. Pending on a new CBA deal with the NBA, Chris Bosh is headed to play for the Women’s National Basketball Association. “I just feel more welcomed in the WNBA.” Chris Bosh said during his announcement in [...]

icyHell Still the Worst Site of All Time

Posted on 01. Sep, 2011 by in Misc.

icyHell Still the Worst Site of All Time

For the 6th consecutive year, icyHell won the award for Worst Website of the Year. Ever since the “SEN Incident” icyHell has not recovered and many are saying icyHell is worse than ever. “I don’t even go there anymore. Where are all the arcade games?” a former icyHell poster who asked to remain anonymous said. [...]