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The Secret Success of the Nipslip (Guest Column)

Posted on 23. Aug, 2011 by in Columns | 689 views

Nicki Minjai purposely malfunctions her wardrobe

Guest Column by Nick (PNN Contributor)

Although it may not be well known, it is a proven fact that a nip slip can reinvigorate as well start up any potentially blooming career if you have the goods to flaunt it.

Many celebrities have already exploited this trademark Get Rich scheme through self-homemade cinematography and picture phones. Who was Paris Hilton before that nobody showed you the potential of night vision? Who was Ray J before Kim Kardashian made him famous? For that matter, who was Kim Kardashian before you saw that luscious rump in a terribly edited clip? Nobody that’s who.

Many celebrities are now trying to copy the technique first illustrated by the hoochies listed above. Rihanna flashed her cooch after she could no longer leech off Chris Brown’s career. Cassie, in her most desperate times, showed all for the world to see after Diddy threw her to the curb. Amber Rose returned to her career as a stripper when she realized Wiz Khalifa isn’t ballin’ like Yeezy, and now you can find Amber Rose’s nudie shots all over the internet.

The newest addition to this illustrious group of talented women? None other than the less famous Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland and Young Money superstar Nicki Minaj. Believe it or not, Kelly Rowland executed her nip slip better, as she did hers as she was trying to regain her career; Minaj was merely being a dumbass as she did not realize that her career was already at its peak.

So up and coming female celebrities if you have high esteem for yourself (or no esteem at all) and want a quicker rise to the top, then you know what you need to do. If Halle Berry Academy Award winning performance is any indication, it’s that female nudity automatically means success in show business.

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