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Chamillionaire Falsely Arrested

Posted on 23. Aug, 2011 by in Crime, Entertainment | 3,266 views

Chamillionaire falsely arrested in Houston

In what appears to be a simple mix up, the former rapper Chamillionaire was arrested in Houston after cops believed he was a Goomba.

“It was an honest mistake. We saw Chamillionaire driving down highway 42 and thought he was a Goomba.” Officer Ricky said. “We can’t have Goombas running around the city especially when Mario is too busy fighting Pikachu and Kirby. We really thought he was a Goomba, either that or a fucking alligator.”

As Chamillionaire was released from Houston county jail, he had this to say.

“Man fuck the cops, this is racial profiling. They tried to catch me ridin’ dirty.” Chamillionaire said. “This is bullshit. Man fuck Michael Jordan.”

Chamillionaire is most famous for looking similar to rapper 50 Cent.

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