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Obama Promises to Fix NBA Lockout if Re-Elected

Posted on 28. Aug, 2011 by in Politics, Sports

Obama Promises to Fix NBA Lockout if Re-Elected

President Barack Obama announces plan to fix NBA crisis.

Mitt Romney on 2012 Presidential Election – “Change”

Posted on 28. Aug, 2011 by in Politics

Mitt Romney on 2012 Presidential Election – “Change”

Leading GOP candidate Mitt Romney released a new campaign slogan as part of his tour for the upcoming 2012 Presidential election, “Change We Can Believe In.” “For four years, we’ve watched as America continues to crumble. For four years, the American people have decided to let a black man handle America’s debt. Really? A black [...]

RayWilliamJohnson Named Funniest Man on the Internet

Posted on 28. Aug, 2011 by in Entertainment, Misc.

RayWilliamJohnson Named Funniest Man on the Internet

During the imaginary Internet Awards, an award show that doesn’t really exist, RayWilliamJohnson won the award for Funniest Man on the Internet. Johnson was given the award for his versatility in presenting famous youtube clips that were already famous before he stole them and put them together in his own video. The presenter and fellow [...]

Chamillionaire Falsely Arrested

Posted on 23. Aug, 2011 by in Crime, Entertainment

Chamillionaire Falsely Arrested

In what appears to be a simple mix up, the former rapper Chamillionaire was arrested in Houston after cops believed he was a Goomba. “It was an honest mistake. We saw Chamillionaire driving down highway 42 and thought he was a Goomba.” Officer Ricky said. “We can’t have Goombas running around the city especially when [...]

Harry Potter the Movie to Become a Book

Posted on 23. Aug, 2011 by in Entertainment

Harry Potter the Movie to Become a Book

Fans of the widely popular film franchise learned earlier this week that the first Harry Potter movie “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” is set to released as a book sometime in the year 2014. “After wrapping up the final Harry Potter film, I came up with the idea to turn Harry Potter the movie [...]

Procrastination Leads to Grey Hair Among Asian Students

Posted on 23. Aug, 2011 by in Misc.

Procrastination Leads to Grey Hair Among Asian Students

In a report done last January…. Note to self: Finish article later.

The Secret Success of the Nipslip (Guest Column)

Posted on 23. Aug, 2011 by in Columns

The Secret Success of the Nipslip (Guest Column)

Guest Column by Nick (PNN Contributor) Although it may not be well known, it is a proven fact that a nip slip can reinvigorate as well start up any potentially blooming career if you have the goods to flaunt it. Many celebrities have already exploited this trademark Get Rich scheme through self-homemade cinematography and picture [...]